What have you done to deserve this?!?
When you just can’t catch a break
When you know you won’t make it to work on time
When you’re just trying to help
When your caffeine addiction will stop at nothing
When you can’t even save yourself
When coffee time is just not possible
When your first day on the job is also your last
When playtime is officially over
When snack time is no longer an option
When you’re so close…yet also so far
When things just can’t get any worse
When this atrocity happens
Followed by this one
When this happens
When this very important thing rolls away from you
When you just can’t have nice things
When all you want is your bed then this happens
When the universe adds insult to injury
When your car catches fire…on the road…while driving
When your diner is completely ruined
When your lunch doesn’t want to be a part of your day
When you realize you won’t be getting that job
When vending machine problems happen
When all hell will break loose
When temptation is just too strong
When this happens
When winter kicks your ass
