Seriously though, stop everything you’re doing and check this out! The fine people at Sriracha know how hard it is to eat our food WITHOUT the hot sauce, and so, out of the kindness of their hearts necessity for profits, they’ve come up with a keychain Scriracha bottle that you can carry with you wherever you go! According to their website, “S2G is a 1.25 ounce pocket-sized sriracha bottle. Small enough to bring it everywhere. Large enough to get you through a full day’s worth of meals.”